spongebob wiki dropping some hard truths
look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to
Sofonisba Anguissola: Portrait of the artist’s sister in the garb of a nun (ca. 1580)
Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you
Don’t worry! Here’s a list of all the total lunar eclipses coming in the next 20 years!
- Oct. 8, 2014
- Apr. 4, 2015
- Sep. 25, 2015
- Jan. 31, 2018
- Jul. 27, 2018
- Jan. 21, 2019
- May 26, 2021
- May 16, 2022
- Nov. 8, 2022
- Mar. 14, 2025
- Sep. 7, 2025
- Mar. 3, 2026
- Dec. 31, 2028
- Jun. 26, 2029
- Dec. 20, 2029
- Apr. 25, 2032
- Oct. 18, 2032
- Apr. 14, 2033
- Oct. 8, 2033
Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once
"We are going to lay down to join our dead brothers and sisters from the womb, rather than donate this time and effort into helping the sentient and suffering."
Again, none of you were at immediate risk to be aborted. You’re not survivors.
Also, don’t you fucking dare appropriate the word ‘holocaust’ for your own selfish, ignorant “activism” you disgusting, anti-Semitic, misogynistic garbagebags.
I have a real problem with people appropriating the words “holocaust”, “slavery”, “genocide”, things like that. It’s just so disrespectful to actual survivors.
Also, lol, nice protest. I’m sure pregnant women everywhere are seeing this and thinking “Y’know what, these morons lying down on the ground in red sheets…maybe I should listen to them”
hopefully u can all just lay there and never get up again
Just give it to me straight doc
Riffs from every song off of Arctic Monkeys’ AM album all played in one go on an acoustic guitar.