May 2013
hemospectrum:
i hope u non-americans have fun in school on monday
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Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart
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darrynek:
i work hard. i play hard. i have an erection 24/7 and it’s extremely painful
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shikajika:
ive finally found the symbol that fits my gender
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grimelords:
everyone knows that falling asleep in the back seat as a kid and having your parents carry you inside is the coolest thing, but what many people don’t know is that cops have the same obligation if you fall asleep in their patrol car. exercise your rights, get a goodnight kiss from a cop.
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jerkenglish:
when people send me dumb asks out of no where
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orangemuses:
orangemuses:
why don’t murderers just hide the bodies in cemeteries
WHY
MINA
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“There’s this issue you’re not allowed to discuss: that women are needy. Men can...”
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Steven Moffat on Female Characters. (x)
Think about this next time you decide to praise his “not sexist” writing.
(via sirlestrange)
“Well, the world is vastly counted in favour of men at every level - except if you live in a civilised country and you’re sort of educated and middle-class,...
bonnieandclydes:
my school has a designated make-out hallway for seniors at the end of the year i kid u not
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i just slept for 11 hours and i want to sleep more
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terns:
mark your territory by crying on things
catbountry:
My life would have a lot less problems if I didn’t have the impulse control of a dog left alone in the kitchen with a butterball turkey.
thefartsinourstars:
if you’ve never seen shailene woodley’s tweets then you don’t know that she’s actually your mom’s crazy friend who just learned how to use the internet
her bio says that she’s “a student of the plants”
“To the left, to the left,” Beyoncé urges. “Irreplaceable” is CLEARLY subliminal liberal propaganda.
