May 2012
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johndavesexual:
fun fact did you know that hell’s national anthem is actually a five year old playing ‘hot cross buns’ on the recorder
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fUCK. FUCK,
FUCK
ƒü©K
fuck
honestly
windshields never get clean no matter how many car washes you go through
and windshield wipers don’t even do shit, they leave half the fucking thing covered in bugs and dirt and shit man
it’s kind of sad
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veggieveggielove:
i-found-you-justine-time:
Now I’m standing in Glee club, paying tribute to Whitney Houston, minding my own business.
In storms my boyfriend, Blaine, in a jealous rage.
YOU’VE BEEN TEXTING THE MUSIC STORE GUY!
He says.
He was crazy.
And he kept on screaming,
YOU’VE BEEN TEXTING THE MUSIC STORE GUY!
And then I took him to couple’s counseling.
And then we had make up...
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clavid:
apparently i’m a slave 4 u is not an appropriate song to put on a powerpoint about the 13th amendment
msbennets:
whoresilee:
reblogging again...
Watch
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gweebog:
gweebog:
dad melted the chinese so i haven’t had dinner
okay this was badly worded my dad has not committed genocide repeat there was no genocide involved
April 2012
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percivals asked: HELLO (I'm just going to start this out with a bang then okay) um I might have gone to your Youtube page for the first time and heard your music and ohhhh my god it is so good. You are really, really good. And I just wanted to say that because I'm officially a fan right now. Yes. DFTBA! /awkward exit
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what's your ideal type?
me: 1080p
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schizophrenicbutterfly asked: We are going to party so hard when you get here. There will be bleeding from the eyes.
searchfornargles asked: what day are you going to California/how long are you staying/where else are you going other than VidCon? jesus, I'm nosy
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joshblogsstuff:
Fuckin’ Dr. Suess.
okaysizedbangtheory:
if there’s one thing i hate it’s everything
