He’s tripping on acid
ive finally found the symbol that fits my gender
me too spongebob
everyone knows that falling asleep in the back seat as a kid and having your parents carry you inside is the coolest thing, but what many people don’t know is that cops have the same obligation if you fall asleep in their patrol car. exercise your rights, get a goodnight kiss from a cop.
this fucking vietnamese resturaunt has been calling me a bitch nigga for like way too long.
when people send me dumb asks out of no where