Slaughterhouse Starlets by Keith P. Rein.
HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG
BLEEEUUUUUGHRRGHUUUUGUUHBL
BLEEEAAAAUGH
HUUUUUUURRRRRGHBLHBHEBEEEHEEEEEEELLLLHNGG
the gods have spoken
the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon as that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.
